Elephant Jokes!
18 May
14 May
You have to study your field and you have to find out how other people do it, and you have to keep working and learning and practicing and ultimately, you would be able to do it. ~~ Theodore Sturgeon
7 May
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. ~~ Groucho Marx
30 Apr
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. ~~ Ambrose Bierce
23 Apr
The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations. ~~ Ambrose Bierce
16 Apr
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. ~~ Groucho Marx