Elephant Jokes!

3 Sep

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of giraffes in the distance?

A: “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”

Quotation of the moment– James Thurber

30 Aug

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

~~ James Thurber

Elephant Jokes!

27 Aug

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?

A: Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.

Quotation of the moment– Robert A. Heinlein

23 Aug

By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate those that belong to humanity.

~~ Robert A. Heinlein

Elephant Jokes!

20 Aug

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!”

Quotation of the moment– Theodore Sturgeon

16 Aug

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

~~ Theodore Sturgeon

Elephant Jokes!

13 Aug

Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants charged?

A: “Look out, here come the elephants!”

Quotation of the moment– Stephen Fry

9 Aug

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.

~~ Stephen Fry

Elephant Jokes!

6 Aug

Q: How do you stop a charging elephant?

A: Take away his credit card.

Quotation of the moment– Robert A. Heinlein

2 Aug

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

~~ Robert A. Heinlein

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