Elephant Jokes!

18 May

Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?

Quotation of the moment– Theodore Sturgeon

14 May

You have to study your field and you have to find out how other people do it, and you have to keep working and learning and practicing and ultimately, you would be able to do it. ~~ Theodore Sturgeon

Elephant Jokes!

11 May

Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?

Quotation of the moment– Groucho Marx

7 May

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. ~~ Groucho Marx

Elephant Jokes!

4 May

Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?

Quotation of the moment– Ambrose Bierce

30 Apr

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. ~~ Ambrose Bierce

Elephant Jokes!

27 Apr

Q: How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Quotation of the moment– Ambrose Bierce

23 Apr

The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations. ~~ Ambrose Bierce

Elephant Jokes!

20 Apr

Q: How does an experienced programmer catch an elephant?

Quotation of the moment– Groucho Marx

16 Apr

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. ~~ Groucho Marx

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