Elephant Jokes!
3 Sep
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”
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Elephant Jokes!
27 Aug
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
Elephant Jokes!
20 Aug
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!”
Elephant Jokes!
13 Aug
Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants charged?
A: “Look out, here come the elephants!”
Elephant Jokes!
30 Jul
Q: What the difference between a herd of elephants and a bunch of grapes?
A: Grapes are purple, elephants are gray.
Elephant Jokes!
23 Jul
Q: What’s the difference between a dozen eggs and an elephant?
A: If you don’t know, I’m sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs!
Elephant Jokes!
16 Jul
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the refrigerator?
A: Open door; Remove Volkswagons; Insert giraffe; Close door.
Elephant Jokes!
9 Jul
Q: How many giraffes will fit in the refrigerator?
A: None: there are already too many Volkswagons in there.
Elephant Jokes!
2 Jul
Q: But two Volkswagons won’t fit in a refrigerator.
A: There were two elephants in there, and a Volkswagon isn’t as big as an elephant!
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